If you were a food meme

Bleh... I don't feel like blogging today, but I gots ta. So here's a new meme I just made up: If you were a food, what food would you be? I'll start. Anyone who reads this is tagged to do it too.

1. If I were a snack food, I'd be...
An Aero bar... a little spaced out, but melt-in-your mouth good.

2. If I were a salad, I'd be...
Warm potato salad with creamy dressing. Comforting, but a little decadent.

3. If I were an ice cream flavour, I'd be...
Pralines & Cream: really sweet, but with a salty/crunchy bit now and then that takes you by surprise.

4. If I were a vegetable, I'd be...
Mashed potatoes... silky, creamy and rich

5. If I were a fruit, I'd be...
A peach...juicy

6. If I were a dessert, I'd be...
Lemon mousse cheesecake... a little tart, very sweet and very fattening

7. If I were an alcoholic beverage, I'd be...
Jack Daniels. Not as smooth as a single malt scotch, but warms the heart just as well.

8. If I were a candy, I'd be...
A SweeTart... nuff said.

9. If I were a type of bread or pastry, I'd be
Croissants... fattening and messy

10. If I were a seasoning, I'd be...
Basil... simple, versatile, satisfies those cravings