I'd be the Pope, so I could tell the world there are no gods, to put their energy into something constructive, and stop wasting their lives looking forward to paradise in an afterlife that doesn't exist. Then I'd give all the Vatican's money to charities, apologize for covering up for all those child rapists in the church, turn every last one of them in to the authorities, and then I'd resign and go to a bar and get drunk.
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Awesome! Don't forget to drink a lot of coffee the night before you become the Pope...That's one heck of a day for the old geezer! ;)
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