
What is it with Americans and toilets?
I followed the reality show "American Inventor" recently, and I swear, 20% of the inventions had something to do with toilets. Toilets with seats that automatically go down, toilets for animals, toilet with attachments to put your winkey in and pee into so you don't dribble on the seat, toilets with gadgets to take the stink out of the air after you're done. Someone even invented colour-changing cartoon shapes to float in the toilet for your little boy to aim at so he won't be inspired to pee on the floor. I'd like to see how that'd go over when the tyke starts pissing on the cartoon characters on the wall in his friends' bedrooms!
And now I'm starting to see these ads online. The Washlet - a high-tech toilet seat that washes and dries you after you go. I'm not sayin this isn't a good idea. I'm just wondering...why the hell Americans are so obsessed with toilets??
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