Another Meme...gotta love 'em

Filched from Sean, who filched it from Scott, and so on and so on and so on...

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.

1) Your name?
Patti
A beautiful girl who shows others the cutting edge of life. A sweetheart like no other.

2) Your age?
49
Among Native Americans, an after pow wow party featuring socializing with booze, drugs and snagging (had to look up "snagging" too...it means hooking up.)

3) One of your friends.
Tonia
The best lookin' girl around! Yow!

4) What should you be doing?
Paying Bills
an excuse or expression used when you don't want others to know you are planing on having sex


5) Favorite color?
Purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

6) Birthplace?
Ottawa
The capital of Canada. Home of the federal government and a great place if you want a job that doesnt require you to do any work. Sadly lacking in variety in entertainment, although it is home to a quality NHL team, the Ottawa Senators, as well as the Ottawa 67's OHL team. Ottawa is also home to the Tulip Festival and Winterlude, where you can pick up a Beavertail, the best food in the world. The city has a population of 774,072, fourth largest in Canada, but does not suffer from pollution to the same extent other major cities do.

7) Month of your birthday?
October
NUDY MAGAZINE DAY!

8) Last person you talked to?
Linda
Spanish or italian for "Cute girl".


9) The most AMAZING person alive.
Barack Obama
An awesome man who is going to be our first black president unless the neo-nazi, homophobic, anti-semetic, "pro-life", klansmen turn out in the polls.

10) Your nickname?
Pats
Nickname for the New England Patriots football team